Black | front | nc

Couldn’t Fly Straight T-Shirt (Unisex)

Black / XS
$23.21
$23.21
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Black | front | nc
  • Black | front | nc
  • Heather Sapphire | back
  • Heather Sapphire | neck
  • Heather Sapphire | other
  • Antique Sapphire | back
  • Antique Sapphire | neck
  • Antique Sapphire | other
  • Dark Heather Grey | back | nc
  • Dark Heather Grey | neck | nc
  • Dark Heather Grey | other | nc
  • Heather Navy | back
  • Heather Navy | neck
  • Heather Navy | other
  • Heather Radiant Orchid | back
  • Heather Radiant Orchid | neck
  • Heather Radiant Orchid | other
  • Heather Heliconia | back
  • Heather Heliconia | neck
  • Heather Heliconia | other
  • White | back
  • White | neck
  • White | other
  • Black | back | nc
  • Black | neck | nc
  • Black | other | nc
  • Sapphire | back
  • Sapphire | neck
  • Sapphire | other
  • Jade Dome | back
  • Jade Dome | neck
  • Jade Dome | other
  • Purple | back
  • Purple | neck
  • Purple | other
  • Black | front | nc
  • Heather Sapphire | back
  • Heather Sapphire | neck
  • Heather Sapphire | other
  • Antique Sapphire | back
  • Antique Sapphire | neck
  • Antique Sapphire | other
  • Dark Heather Grey | back | nc
  • Dark Heather Grey | neck | nc
  • Dark Heather Grey | other | nc
  • Heather Navy | back
  • Heather Navy | neck
  • Heather Navy | other
  • Heather Radiant Orchid | back
  • Heather Radiant Orchid | neck
  • Heather Radiant Orchid | other
  • Heather Heliconia | back
  • Heather Heliconia | neck
  • Heather Heliconia | other
  • White | back
  • White | neck
  • White | other
  • Black | back | nc
  • Black | neck | nc
  • Black | other | nc
  • Sapphire | back
  • Sapphire | neck
  • Sapphire | other
  • Jade Dome | back
  • Jade Dome | neck
  • Jade Dome | other
  • Purple | back
  • Purple | neck
  • Purple | other
Couldn’t Fly Straight T-Shirt (Unisex)

Couldn’t Fly Straight T-Shirt (Unisex)

$23.21
$23.21
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Off-Heading Outfitters: gear for people who took a wrong turn somewhere and decided the wrong turn was the point. The front emblem looks like a souvenir patch from some dusty desert outpost - runner silhouetted against a sunset, red rock spires on every horizon, the kind of badge you'd find tacked up behind the counter at a shop that sells maps and jerky and not much else.

Flip it. The back tells the actual story. Poster-style print across the shoulders: rainbow BASE canopy hung up on a cliff face, chunky block letters underneath reading "EVEN HIS PARACHUTE COULDN'T FLY STRAIGHT." Pulled from the one genuinely funny comment in the internet pile-on after a real Moab cliff strike - slur-to-merch pipeline complete. Wear it with worn denim, layer it under a flannel, leave it crumpled on the truck floor. It keeps telling the story regardless.

Product features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for a soft, breathable feel
  • Classic fit with side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Ribbed knit collar with double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem
  • Tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean

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